How to Survive Southern RULES:

      Well everyone needs to know a few rules about moving into the South. I believe I will be able to help with the transition. You may believe that things are the same everywhere, but you are WRONG! We enjoy a slower pace of life with the ease of southern pleasures.

     First off, don't come here and try to run everything. This cannot be stressed enough. I understand that you moved here to retire, and that you want this place to be like home. Remember you moved here for change (not to change this place)


2nd-    Sweet tea is something we drink and it hurts our elders feelings when you do not accept a glass of it. Don't be rude, and consider it a peace offering. My grandmother only offers you tea in order to get to know you better. Saying no is like slapping her in the face.

3rd-  We fry things. If you don't want to eat it don't put in on your plate. Do not say how nasty it is. If its on your plate, you better have something positive to say. Eat it and smile. We will not feed people twice if they are rude the first time. Remember that your neighbors either make or break you. We can and will be a pain in the butt.

4th- Please don't share your beliefs if they are extremely different. I'm open to hear about anything, but some of us may label you. I love people from different cultures and back grounds, but most of my peers are closed minded and the more you allow yourself to stand out the more they will come to resent you. If you feel the need to express yourself make sure you really know the people you are with.

5th- We don't do second chances. Once you mess up, it stays with you (forever). If someone in your family has committed a crime, everyone will promptly know it with in a week. This really makes me angry, but it is so true. Grandma always says, "Don't cross me, because I'll never for get or let you live it down."

6th- Join in on the fun. Don't be a hermit. If there is something going on in town, come on down. This will be a opportunity for you to meet the community and build friendships. Most people are willing to be friendly if you are friendly.

   I'll post more rules as they are needed.   Please feel free to email me. 

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